Lakbabdob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful porpoise.

Lakbabdob created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakbabdob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lakbabdob, she will laugh at you.

Lakbabdob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lakbabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. You must love Lakbabdob.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

5. Do not consume carrots at dawn.