Labloggid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty crab.

Labloggid created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labloggid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Labloggid, he will torture you forever.

Labloggid's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Labloggid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.