Bastbenbug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable eagle.

Bastbenbug created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastbenbug, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bastbenbug, it will turn you into a rat.

Bastbenbug's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bastbenbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Never feed bread to mice while wearing stockings.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.