Ratnuttit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain crow.

Ratnuttit created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Ratnuttit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratnuttit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ratnuttit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ratnuttit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

5. Never speak aloud of numbers.