Nartlat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing slug.

Nartlat created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartlat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nartlat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nartlat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nartlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never stain your chest with brown.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.