Barnyarhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet hummingbird.

Barnyarhas created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Barnyarhas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnyarhas, it will turn you into a rat.

Barnyarhas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Barnyarhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never feed figs to cats while wearing violet trousers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about galaxies.