Mifdonfarbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud fairy.

Mifdonfarbog created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifdonfarbog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifdonfarbog, she will send you a sign.

Mifdonfarbog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mifdonfarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

5. Never think about amino acids.