Fubyarpquart is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witless wren.

Fubyarpquart created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubyarpquart, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubyarpquart, it will come to you in dreams.

Fubyarpquart's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fubyarpquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed nuts to gulls while wearing shorts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.