Sabnadhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever jackal.

Sabnadhub created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Sabnadhub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabnadhub, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sabnadhub's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sabnadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven great tits in one place.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Do not take Sabnadhub's name in vain.