Rul is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome mouse.

Rul created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rul, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rul, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rul's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Rul on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Rul.

5. Shun those given to greed.