Dabbimwod Nurtgummon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent mole.

Dabbimwod Nurtgummon created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbimwod Nurtgummon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dabbimwod Nurtgummon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dabbimwod Nurtgummon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dabbimwod Nurtgummon's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.