Riltikgar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm crow.

Riltikgar created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltikgar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Riltikgar, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Riltikgar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Riltikgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning black holes.

2. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with moths.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.