Bodbopgar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented wombat.

Bodbopgar created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbopgar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodbopgar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bodbopgar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bodbopgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not prepare corn while wearing tights.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodbopgar.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing cyan dresses and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.