Caddavtail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, effective jellyfish.

Caddavtail created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Caddavtail, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Caddavtail, it will turn you into a rock.

Caddavtail's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Caddavtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always share cucumbers with strangers, but never with gulls.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not name children after swans.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.