Hinfid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical alligator.

Hinfid created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Hinfid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hinfid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hinfid's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never gather three frogs near wells.