Dimsatvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent hydra.

Dimsatvil created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dimsatvil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dimsatvil, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dimsatvil's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dimsatvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dimsatvil on top of all buildings.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never record names.

5. Never eat green fruit.