Ripdumcim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, passionate wasp.

Ripdumcim created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdumcim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ripdumcim, it will ignore you.

Ripdumcim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ripdumcim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Always wear black.