Kimxemdubgess is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced troll.

Kimxemdubgess created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Kimxemdubgess, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimxemdubgess, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kimxemdubgess' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kimxemdubgess' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kimxemdubgess.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Do not leap at crossroads.

4. Never stain your legs with yellow.

5. Never think about comets.