Ragstragrigdud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak crab.

Ragstragrigdud created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Ragstragrigdud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragstragrigdud, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Ragstragrigdud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ragstragrigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at dawn.

2. Never bounce in summer.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

5. Never speak at midnight.