Rawmippon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing fish.

Rawmippon created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawmippon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rawmippon, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rawmippon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rawmippon's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine horses near walls.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Never feed lots of cucumbers to mice while wearing magenta shirts.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.