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She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering centaur.

Damtimmotflagquafnanlibbif created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damtimmotflagquafnanlibbif, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Damtimmotflagquafnanlibbif, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

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Damtimmotflagquafnanlibbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while tainted.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not prepare beans while wearing coats.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not shave your hands.