Jiprilvol Fatcapced Jam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring dove.

Jiprilvol Fatcapced Jam created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiprilvol Fatcapced Jam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jiprilvol Fatcapced Jam, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jiprilvol Fatcapced Jam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jiprilvol Fatcapced Jam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray rings.

2. Never skip near shrews.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.