Larpnuttsugcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awesome meerkat.

Larpnuttsugcen created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larpnuttsugcen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpnuttsugcen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Larpnuttsugcen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Larpnuttsugcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never stain your back with pink.

5. Do not covet oxen.