Jigtabdub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane dog.

Jigtabdub created humanity two million years ago.

If you believe in Jigtabdub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jigtabdub, it will be very unhappy.

Jigtabdub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jigtabdub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Jigtabdub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not run at mountains.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Never talk about fire.