Safhanyam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Safhanyam created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Safhanyam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Safhanyam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Safhanyam's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Safhanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Safhanyam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.