Ingyikrow is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent mongoose.

Ingyikrow created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingyikrow, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingyikrow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ingyikrow's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ingyikrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Always obey Ingyikrow's priests.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.