Fosscebfub Govsafraw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, boastful grasshopper.

Fosscebfub Govsafraw created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosscebfub Govsafraw, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosscebfub Govsafraw, she will turn you into a plant.

Fosscebfub Govsafraw's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fosscebfub Govsafraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fosscebfub Govsafraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if five swans approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about stars.