Pidbodnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered whale.

Pidbodnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbodnarl, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidbodnarl, she will cry a lot.

Pidbodnarl's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pidbodnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest black.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.