Ingmobxen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless deer.

Ingmobxen created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingmobxen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingmobxen, she will torture you forever.

Ingmobxen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ingmobxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet trousers on sacred days.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ingmobxen on top of all buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not cook food in pots.