Timhadtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful dugong.

Timhadtail created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Timhadtail, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Timhadtail, she will not care at all.

Timhadtail's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Timhadtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Timhadtail.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Timhadtail must be the most important thing in your life.