Tettikiparp is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective wolf.

Tettikiparp created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tettikiparp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tettikiparp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tettikiparp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tettikiparp's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tettikiparp's priests.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.