Gubgarfubnig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, amazing wombat.

Gubgarfubnig created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Gubgarfubnig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gubgarfubnig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gubgarfubnig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gubgarfubnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midnight.

2. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never eat green fruit.