Fadbetjad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain weasel.

Fadbetjad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbetjad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadbetjad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fadbetjad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fadbetjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

4. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with squirrels.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to nematodes while wearing magenta jumpers.