Fligwitspag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, two-faced human.

Fligwitspag created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligwitspag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fligwitspag, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fligwitspag's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fligwitspag's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.