Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful wyvern.

Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight rats near doors.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.

5. Mettarglatcemnurtflabqueeg loves cats, so they must be respected.