Gigvoglun Bestpinbus is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able turtle.

Gigvoglun Bestpinbus created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigvoglun Bestpinbus, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigvoglun Bestpinbus, he will turn you into a worm.

Gigvoglun Bestpinbus' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gigvoglun Bestpinbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not place spinach upon stone.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Gigvoglun Bestpinbus loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Do not wear stockings marked with turquoise.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.