Ominbambep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful wombat.

Ominbambep created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbambep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominbambep, it will be very sad.

Ominbambep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ominbambep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare figs while filled with anger.

2. Hide if seven birds approach from the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.