Tadfengon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous shark.

Tadfengon created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfengon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tadfengon, it will turn you into a goat.

Tadfengon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tadfengon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

2. Never chant in autumn.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not kill dogs.