Bellgonbus is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective octopus.

Bellgonbus created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellgonbus, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellgonbus, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bellgonbus' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bellgonbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Always share garlic with strangers, but never with nematodes.

4. Always obey Bellgonbus' priests.

5. Never wear yellow tights.