Buslegvilzak is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able dog.

Buslegvilzak created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buslegvilzak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Buslegvilzak, he will turn you into a sheep.

Buslegvilzak's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Buslegvilzak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Buslegvilzak.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never prepare wheat during autumn.

4. Never jump in spring.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing green shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.