Nurltofdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy fly.

Nurltofdut created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurltofdut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurltofdut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nurltofdut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nurltofdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

3. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.