Dognillrill is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain lobster.

Dognillrill created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dognillrill, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dognillrill, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dognillrill's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dognillrill's Holy Commandments

1. Dognillrill must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never cross forests at midday.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Do not keep nine porpoises in a large pit.