Tikhogfas Ragortpig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless hummingbird.

Tikhogfas Ragortpig created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikhogfas Ragortpig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tikhogfas Ragortpig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tikhogfas Ragortpig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Tikhogfas Ragortpig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four snakes approach from the east.

2. Always remove corsets before touching iron.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.