Beddoblip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fast crab.

Beddoblip created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beddoblip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Beddoblip, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Beddoblip's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Beddoblip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

2. Never wear pink skirts on sacred days.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Beddoblip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing gray hats and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.

5. Do not wear corsets marked with mauve.