Funlipfig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil giraffe.

Funlipfig created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funlipfig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Funlipfig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Funlipfig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Funlipfig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Never eat wheat on fasting days.