Bimfat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Bimfat created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bimfat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bimfat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bimfat's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never eat peas on holy days.

3. Never paint your back yellow.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.