Timdumfem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate wyvern.

Timdumfem created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timdumfem, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timdumfem, it will turn you into a goat.

Timdumfem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Timdumfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Timdumfem loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat garlic on days of mourning.

5. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.