Kipzedbitfas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful dove.

Kipzedbitfas created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipzedbitfas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kipzedbitfas, she will turn you into a duck.

Kipzedbitfas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kipzedbitfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not chop down trees.