Tomgigjab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind alligator.

Tomgigjab created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgigjab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tomgigjab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tomgigjab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tomgigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

2. Do not take Tomgigjab's name in vain.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing gray coats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your hands.