Yarmaddub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, passionate duck.

Yarmaddub created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmaddub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yarmaddub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yarmaddub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yarmaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick horses.

2. Do not prepare turnips while filled with envy.

3. You must pray to Yarmaddub seven times a day.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.